Termite’s exploding penis scenario was only the beginning. They’re now warring with Dildos.
If The Boys has taught us anything, it’s that death may happen in unexpected ways when superhumans are involved. Someone can die from an exploding penis, an anally inserted bomb, or, most recently, the brutal impact of a dildo. The fourth episode of The Boys’ third season, “Glorious Five Year Plan,” foreshadows an astounding yet repulsive use of šāÆš toys.
In the episode, Billy Butcher (Karl Urban) and The Boys are more focused than ever on taking Homelander (Antony Starr) out, especially after faux Superman revealed his tyrannical God complex to a public that surprisingly loved it. To Butcher, the groupās best shot at šš¾ššing the ostensibly invincible superhero is a secret weapon rumored to have been powerful enough to šš¾šš one of the strongest superheroes inĀ The BoysĀ universe,Ā Soldier BoyĀ (Jensen Ackles). The only problem is the Russians, who supposedly used the weapon to šš¾šš Soldier Boy, took it and the All-American Supeās body with them back to their motherland. Just as The Boys run into Kremlin dead-ends, Frenchie (Tomer Kapon) has a somewhat serendipitous reunion with his former Russian lover/crime boss Little Nina (Katia Winter), which Butcher views as their way behind the Iron Curtain to retrieve the Homelander šš¾ššer weapon.
Ninaās willing to use her connections to lead them to the weapon, but first, the team has to do her a favor, and thereās only one thing a homicidal gangster needs help with: an assassination. To get close to the target, superhuman šš¾ššer with a somewhat tender heart Kimiko Miyashiro (Karen Fukuhara) has to act like one of the targetās party girls coming to join his wild šāÆš orgy. But this isĀ The BoysĀ weāre talking about, a universe where superheroes are so interwoven in every facet of society theyāre promoting peace-generating soft drinksĀ like Kendall JennerĀ and competing on reality TV shows for a chance to join theĀ fake Avengers. Kimiko quickly learns superheroes are some peopleās kink when the target unveils an armoire of superhero-inspired dildos that he plans to use on his gaggle of girls.
Unfortunately for the target, just as heās about to insert a Starlight-esque phallus into one of the girlās mouths, Kimiko beats him to it by shoving a dildo from the back of his neck through his mouth, šš¾ššing him instantly. Even with only dildos at her disposal, the targetās guards stand no chance against Kimiko. First, one comes face to tip with the dildo when Kimiko rams one down his eye. Next, Kimiko smacks the other guard with a dildo heavy enough to knock a grown man backward before she pierces his chest with one of the dildos. She finishes off the final guard by throwing the Starlight dildo through the neck of another like a ninja star.
All in all, it takes a blood-soaked Kimiko 45 seconds and three dildos to end the lives of four grown men in a murder sequence gory enough to enter the ignominious pantheon ofĀ The Boys’Ā ridiculous šš¾ššings.
Which superhero dildos were there?
Before becoming the victim of phallic assault, the Russian target amassed his own Avengers of dildos. Seven dildos were shown on-screen; most of them looked like they were designed after the outfits of each member ofĀ The Seven. Although former The SevenĀ superhero TranslucentĀ died in Season 1 after Hughie (Jack Quaid) detonated a bomb placed in his anus, it’s hard not to think the ice sculpture of a dildo Kimiko breaks across the head of one of the guards wasn’t directly inspired byĀ The Boys’Ā invisible crusader.
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We don’t need to guess which superheroes inspired some of the dildos in the target’s arousal arsenal as he let us in on the names of certain ones. There was Homelander’s Star-Spangled Banger, which looked like an American flag erection. There was Deep’s Flounder Pounder, a dildo fit for an Aquaman. And then there was the Black Noir Silent Screamer, a dildo Kimiko proved could perfectly fit through the neck and eye of a grown man if that’s what you’re into.
Who is Kimiko Miyashiro?
Originally referred to simply as “The Female,” Kimiko is a literal silent assassin who gained superhuman strength and regenerative powers after being forcibly injected with Compound V by Vought to create super terrorists for their superheroes to fight. She also became mute after her mother was šš¾ššed. Kimiko was introduced intoĀ The Boys‘ universe in episode 4 of the first season when The Boys freed her from her the cage she was being kept in the basement of a grocery store where gangsters were peddling Compound V. Her sole motivation in life initially is to reunite with her long lost superhuman brother Kenji Miyashiro, which she does beforeĀ StormfrontĀ (Aya Cash) snaps his neck, šš¾ššing him in front of her in Season 2.
Frenchie is the one person Kimiko truly interacts with on The Boys. He consistently sees the best in her and pleaded with Butcher not to desert her as she had in the past. He learns sign language to speak with her and bonds with her over the loss of their moms, all while being treated as weapons rather than humans.
Kimiko is played by Karen Fukuhara, who had previously appeared in the blockbuster film Suicide Squad (2016). She has also provided her voice for FX’s animated sitcom Archer and Disney’s animated anthology series Star Wars: Visions. If she maintains her great performance on The Boys, we’ll see her do far more on-screen than šš¾šš people with dildos.